The name is retarded so it’s memey af!
RETARDED IS NOT JUST A MEME, IT'S THE WAY TO GAINS!
Retarded is the crypto for the smoothbrains, the memers, the ultimate degenerates of the internet. We're here to disrupt the financial landscape with the sheer power of absurdity.
RETARD ALL THE WAY
Why retardedCoin? Because why not?
Retard 404 - Too Retarded.
RETARD is an ERC404 implementation, a mix of ERC20 / ERC721 with native liquidity and fractionalization for semi-fungible tokens on the BASE L2 blockchain.
Low Barrier to Entry
Forget complex tokenomics and head-scratching algorithms. Retarded is about as smooth as a peanut butter sandwich.
Community of Legends
Become part of a hilarious, irreverent group who celebrate the beauty of being a little... well, retarded.
Invest in Yourself (The Slightly Dumber Version)
Retarded - for when you want to make questionable financial decisions with a smile.
If you crave seriousness, this ain't your spaceship. But if you're ready to HODL, spread the memes, and confuse the suits, then welcome aboard the rocket ship to the moon... or maybe Pluto, we haven't decided yet.
Tokenomics
Forget spending hours deciphering complex tokenomics documents. retardedCoin operates on the fundamental principle of smoothbrain brilliance: simplicity.
Total Supply: 1000
We minted a mere 1000 Retarded. That's right, folks, exclusivity is our middle name (except it's not, because we're not that fancy).
Buy & Sell Tax: 0%
We like our transactions pure and unadulterated, just like our memes. Buy, sell, trade Retarded with reckless abandon (within the bounds of the law, of course).
LP: Burned
We took the liquidity pool (LP) and YEETED it into the crypto abyss. That means no rug pulls, no disappearing devs, just pure, unadulterated commitment to the meme.
Join the Retarded Cult... I mean, Community!
We may be a bunch of smoothbrains, but we're a hilarious, irreverent bunch of smoothbrains.
Here's how to join the party:
Get Your Retarded
Fire up your favorite meme-friendly DEX (decentralized exchange) and snag some Retarded. Remember, there's only 1000, so act fast (or slow, we don't judge).
Spread the Memes
The weirder, the better. Flood the internet with Retarded memes, unleash your inner Picasso (or MS Paint master).
HODL On for Dear Life
This ain't your average investment. We're in it for the laughs, the memes, and maybe, just maybe, a moon landing (or a trip to Pluto, we're flexible).